Tom Cruise Demands Gold Toilet Seat!

I read that in some muck-raking magazine. The thought occurred to me this am while driving in to work in the dark (don't ask me why). Just think about the absudity of such a request--demanding a gold (is that solid gold?) toilet seat for your ass to sit on while you do--well, you get the point. OMG, as my daughter would write. I don't know if this story is true or made up for the sensationalistic nature of such a claim. Sometimes I get the feeling that they're after Mr. Cruise. However, I don't feel sorry for him or any other people who trade their anonymity for fame. But...had to write that today and say...how fucking ridiculous can you get? Excuse my sailor language for those of delicate natures.